|While born and raised in the conservative South, growing up, young Timothy
McClain blazed his own trail, marching to the beat of a different drummer.
After his high school years, Timothy found structure after joining the
Coast Guard. Although his original -secret- intention on joining was to
'watch and feed the pretty dolphins at sea', Timothy gained perspective
of a larger, more important priority during his service : cleanliness.
Or more specifically, cleanliness of the mens latrine - or 'bathroom'
as it's more commonly known - to which he was permanently assigned 'Duty
Captain' by his ranking Officer. His innovative scrubbing and toothbrush
cleaning methods are still used to this day.|
The years after the USCG would change Timothy McClain. By questoning authority, he adpoted radical, left-wing political views. And by proudly voting for Michael Dukakis during the 1988 elections, he had at last found a way to voice his opinions in a public way. It's been noted Timothy is actively supporting Hillary Rodham Clinton to become the first female President of the United States.
Down beneath it all though, Timothy grew a warm, soft side. By adopting the vegetarian lifestyle, he gained a deeper perspective of the world around him. He ditched beer for a new favorite drink, aptly named the "Wet Willy" by his favorite bar 'Woofs' in Buckhead. And by honing in on his back and foot massage techniques, he was even able to land a girlfriend, to which he calls 'the Beaver'.
We honor you, Timothy McClain, you're an American Patriot.